Sunday, May 31, 2009

Meg Ryan Gets Plastic Surgey to Look Like the Joker

Over the years, Meg Ryan has declared numerous times to the media that her all-time favorite movie is Batman (1989). She has been utterly obsessed with the Joker character--even going as far as to decorate an entire room in her Los Angeles home with floor-to-wall Joker memorabilia. Finally, in a drastic attempt to commemorate her favorite flick, she went under the knife to look just like the Joker. Goal accomplished...and sadly, everyone's laughing.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Brad Pitt's Sexy Secret

Brad Pitt hides a dark little secret and FCB is ready to reveal all. No, it’s not juicy news about his infidelity or makeup-spackled acne scars. That’s old buzz. The sexy Hollywood hunk has a hairier secret at his “center”…a unibrow! A high-end celebrity hair removal specialist (a.k.a. waxer to the stars) has recently revealed to FCB that Brad’s luxury spa visits consist of more than the occasional facial and massage. Apparently, he pays heavily for sculpted eyebrows…two sculpted eyebrows, that is. Skeptical at first, we delved further into the issue and unearthed a non-touched-up high school yearbook photo of the hunky star in his teenage glory. There it was, one brow, furry and fabulous.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Drew Barrymore's Chin Implant

Drew Barrymore is known for her iconic Barrymore chin, a family trait. It was made known to FCB recently that she has been unsatisfied with its girth since her insecure teen-rehab years. Apparently, she has undergone a chin implant surgery to increase its already impressive size, making it protrude more than humanly possible.
Drew has been having trouble maneuvering her massive new chin lately. Upon turning her head at a recent red carpet event, Drew's implanted chin reportedly became caught in Tyra Bank's hair extension ponytail, nearly ripping it off Tyra's head completely. Unfortunately, publicists rushed to the scene before photographs could be taken by distracted paparazzi.
Famous Barrymore Family Chins

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Jeremy Piven is Bald & Wears a Hairpiece!

Through his years in Hollywood, Jeremy Piven has shown a supernatural ability to regrow hair. From his days as bald George Costanza's double in Seinfeld to his Entourage portrayal of agent hottie Ari Gold, Jeremy's hair seems to magically sprout where once there was none. Well, there is much debate among celebrity bloggers worldwide whether Jeremy has gotten hair plugs, wears a good hairpiece, or is a miracle hair-growing messiah. FCB believes his secret lies under a hairpiece. What, you say? Is Jeremy Piven bald? Yes. The way we heard it, Jeremy was walking down La Brea Blvd in Los Angeles on his way to a trendy restaurant when a wind gust suddenly hit him...and his toupee. His hairpiece just took off like a demonic kite, blown by the wind onto the sidewalk behind him, leaving his poor bald cueball exposed!


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